WET BANANA DICTIONARY

WET BANANA- a term used to either describe a complete an utter twat, an individual with zero personiltiy or just an absolute f*kin cringe bag!!!!!

CARROT- equals a person who thinks there better than everyone else, and stuck up their own f*king arse-i.e TWAT FACE Kimberly from made in Chelsea is an absolute f*king CARROT!

SHARK’ING- intentionally going out your way to find every fit f*ker in your sight to graft for a shag, drink or number, usually more than one person.


BOC- balling outta control and acting sick when out, a piss take out the usually f*king tossers who think they ball outta control all the time via there montly wage from MR TESCO


Monkey- an affectionate term for a friend or aquiantances e.g- ‘HEY LITTLE MONEY’.


FUUUUUUUUUMING- this term is said with emphasis on the ‘U’ and has to be dragged out for a min of 5 secs!


CEEEEEEEEEEEEBS- a term used to aswer any important or unimportnant question or phrase when one cant think of anything else, not to be mistaken with CBA.