DEAR PRO-ACTIVE…

We all know about the current recession that is affecting our economy BUT we re finding it incredible difficultly to understand, unless you are holding auditions in the dark, how in gods name having Gabrielle Ellis as the spokesperson for your brand would be remotely profitably. We know times are hard and all the b*llshit but if you had contacted the wet banana time we could have easily found a more attractive and less fucking irritating spokesperson at the local dogs home, no offence to the dogs!! I feel truly distraught that my stunning vision of rainbows has now been crushed thanks to Gabrielle using 20 different dyes to convert those rat-tails into a bigger joke than kim karshians and kris humprisies marriage!!! In conclusion I’m sure she’s a lovely person but we at wet banana could have used the money you paid her more wisely than this shocking music video…. But hey lets all hope she uses the money to get some braces n sort that under-bite…don’t worry wet banana rating is a 10!!!!!!