Send me a pic babe, SEND YOUR MUM A PIC!!!!

So we’ve all had one of these moments... where you’re having a nice casual, non-sexual conversation with a guy and then he goes and ruins it all by dropping the ‘P’ bomb... ‘send me a PICTURE’,  wow congratulations, absolute CONVERSATION KILLER!!! What do u want a picture of mate?! The fucking dead tree in my front garden, the sloppy shit i just did in my toilet?! Because the only person thats getting a picture of my titts is YA FUCKING MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!