Wednesday, 27 June 2012
'Welcome to a truly sensory and culinary experience' - Dans Le Noir
Wet banana wants to
share this unbelievably unique restaurant in London, where individuals will
experience eating and drinking in a new light or shall we say NO LIGHT. Dans le
noir offers a surreal yet incredible dining experience in which customers dine
in complete darkness, interested? You should be, not even mobile phone lights
are allowed to help you see what foods your putting into your mouth, so what
you waiting for? Wet banana says Check it out and experience eating top foods
with a twist !!!!!
http://london.danslenoir.com/
When fat women judge less fat women for wanting to lose weight!!!!! -(please note we do not want to offend any person over-weight just judgmental obese individuals)
So went to a weight watchers tonight, not
over-weight but wanted to lose a few pounds so I can have a BOD (body of death)
for summer. Not sure why the morbidly obest chicken neck women in there thought
it was ok to throw shot put eyes and shake there head at me like miss
trunchaball. Previous to this point I didn’t judge you or give a shit about you
but now I’M F*KING P*SSED OFF !!! just because I have not spent the past 20
years binging on everything in my reach including the bath bars in the
bathroom, it does not mean I don’t have the right to feel unconfident about my
body. So to all these cocky hippo’s please keep your over-opinated mr blobby
bellys out my face unless you want me to shove your daily dosage of 20 big mac’s
up your arse !!!!!!!!
DEAR PRO-ACTIVE…
We all know about the current recession that is affecting our economy BUT we re finding it incredible difficultly to understand, unless you are holding auditions in the dark, how in gods name having Gabrielle Ellis as the spokesperson for your brand would be remotely profitably. We know times are hard and all the b*llshit but if you had contacted the wet banana time we could have easily found a more attractive and less fucking irritating spokesperson at the local dogs home, no offence to the dogs!! I feel truly distraught that my stunning vision of rainbows has now been crushed thanks to Gabrielle using 20 different dyes to convert those rat-tails into a bigger joke than kim karshians and kris humprisies marriage!!! In conclusion I’m sure she’s a lovely person but we at wet banana could have used the money you paid her more wisely than this shocking music video…. But hey lets all hope she uses the money to get some braces n sort that under-bite…don’t worry wet banana rating is a 10!!!!!!
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